{"id":697,"date":"2007-05-05T11:32:18","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T11:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.briangreene.com\/bhg\/2007\/kids-election-questions\/"},"modified":"2007-05-05T11:42:01","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T11:42:01","slug":"kids-election-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/2007\/kids-election-questions\/","title":{"rendered":"kids election questions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Four year old said this morning (from the back of the car to her mother) ‘why are there pictures of dead people on lamppost posters?’ funny what their little heads think of, my answer is they’re not dead just politically deceased.<\/p>\n

Also kidz ask, how do you get the posters up so high daddy? and I said “at night, election workers grow long legs and that way they can reach the tallest poles, if they can’t grow long legs they can use stilts.”<\/p>\n

as evening falls my legs start to adjust.<\/p>\n

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Four year old said this morning (from the back of the car to her mother) ‘why are there pictures of dead people on lamppost posters?’ funny what their little heads think of, my answer is they’re not dead just politically deceased. Also kidz ask, how do you get the posters up so high daddy? and… Continue reading kids election questions<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-697","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briangreene.com\/bhg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}